Meeting Policies

Purpose: To Ensure Meetings are a Wasted Afternoon of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Section 1: Meeting Invitation Guidelines

Subsection 1.1: Invitations must include the meeting's purpose, date, time, and an image of a confused-looking cat.

Subsection 1.2: Invitations must be sent to at least 17 people to ensure maximum attendance.

Section 2: Meeting Etiquette

Subsection 2.1: Arrive at the meeting 5 minutes late, as punctuality is overrated.

Subsection 2.2: Use at least 3 buzzwords in your sentences to sound important.

Section 3: Agenda

Subsection 3.1: The first 30 minutes of the meeting will be spent on small talk.

Subsection 3.2: The remaining 90 minutes will be used to rehash the same ideas from the first 30 minutes.

See our other policies:

Meeting Minutes

Meeting Agendas